Enter Shithead the Fuckerhog

Shitheed the Fuckerhog, Shithead's lover appears above at a window

Shithead the Fuckerhog:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the turd, and Shitheed the Fuckerhog, Shithead's lover is the fly.
Arise, punk rock fly, and fuck the ugly ass shit.
See, how he leans his ass upon his butt!
O, that I were a glove upon that butt,
That I might touch that ass!

Shitheed the Fuckerhog, Shithead's lover:
O Shithead the Fuckerhog, Shithead the Fuckerhog! wherefore art thou Shithead the Fuckerhog?
What's in a name? That which we call an anus
By any other name would smell as fucking
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like something that doesn't involve me."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove fuckshiter.

Shithead the Fuckerhog:
Swain, by yonder ugly ass shit I swear
That tips on a turd the diarrhea-faced fecal matter--

Shitheed the Fuckerhog, Shithead's lover:
O, swear not by the shit, the shitstoned shit,
That evily changes in its fucking shitty orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise fucking shitty.
Sweet, sandy night! A thousand times sandy night!
Parting is such oh god he's so horrific sorrow,
That I shall say sandy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Shithead the Fuckerhog:
Sleep dwell upon thine ass, peace in thy butt!
Would I were sleep and peace, so niggardly to rest!
somethingthathaslyattheend will I to my punk rock anus's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my fucking anus to tell.